Come back here you swine!

I am addicted to my iPhone, and one of the greatest things about it is that you have access to all the crazy cool apps. However, I feel as though one app in particular is the devil,and have a few gripes which I must get out of my system. 


Angry Birds

Look at that butthole's smirk

Sure it's called "angry" birds because the evil green pigs steal the eggs from the birds, but I think it's called angry birds because it makes you SO pissed off when you can demolish every one of those green demons except one. 
Then, the pigs laugh at your failure. What a lousy excuse for a civil green pig. Seriously. 

Look at that fine hand crafted mahogany slingshot

That isn't my only beef with the game, though. I just want to point out that the pigs nor the birds have hands. How in the heck do these small animals make these defense structures, not to mention the freaking slingshot launching device? I want to know how any bird is going to build a slingshot like that. They can't. 

Notice how the pigs are just laughing 

For my third and final gripe, I'll just point out that this game is teaching children how to basically be kamikaze warriors. We'll just dive headfirst into the shoddy structure if it seems like it may wound just one pig. Additionally, the pigs stole like, 5 eggs. Which, not all eggs really have a 100% success rate, so what a useless waste of time trying to get them back. I understand that it's upsetting, but I almost kill that many grown birds in a matter of two levels. I really try to understand the fight against green piggy evil, but how many must die? HOW MANY MUST DIE?!?!?!


Yet, I'm still addicted.


~Britt<3 xoxoxo