Sunday, October 30, 2011

I'm back!

The past few weeks have been ridiculously busy for me. Maybe it'll allow me to appreciate my free time, though,  and I can get more posts done! :) 

Thanks for reading my blog, and I hope to have more up soon! 

<3 Britt

Friday, October 14, 2011


CZM is having some technical difficulties. Which mostly means blogger is being a pain in the butt. I noticed the last post looks all misaligned now. Totally wasn't supposed to be like that. We'll work on getting that fixed.

Until then, check out this:

Fan made as a t-shirt idea! Make sure you're also sending us your ideas! (Facebook works well for that) =]

Friday, October 7, 2011

I found Edward Cullen in Applebee's and Hitler in the Library

I've decided that crazy events, things, and people just follow me around.... I decided to take pictures of them. My first observation was our creepy, pale, unhappy, and poorly named waiter at Applebee's.

At least he attempted to serve the people
with the uncontrollable child behind us well.
Look at that almost-smile.
He was kind of disgruntled, and not very good at serving others. While we have sympathy and admiration for pale people, this kid was also some sort of freak. If he bleached his skin, he'd probably look darker. (Fo reals) I'm debatably just as creepy for following him around and taking pictures, but it's whatever. 
Happy waitresses always leave happy little smiley faces on recipets, so I left this vampiric dude a tip for life a-la Demetri Martin. "Never Tacos Before SCUBA" I gave him a monetary tip too, if that counts for anything. The life tip was more heartfelt and genuine, though. Maybe he smiled for once instead of being so brooding and sullen. The next most exciting thing in my life is Library Hitler. Believe it or not, I'm no vandal. I'd love to make my mark on this world, but I'd rather do it legally. However, someone else's vandalism made me chuckle.  Once a statue, now a blasphemous practical joke. Judging by the what looks to be juice (or blood) stains on it, though, I'm going to guess it isn't the first (or last?) time this statue was or will be desecrated. It's probably a really bad thing, but at least this guy is getting some attention. (Negative  attention = positive attention right??) Anywho, I'll be posting again in the near future. (I can feel it) In the meantime, send me candy (or other cool stuff in the mail) That'll be a challenge because I'm not giving you my address.....

~xoxoxo Britt<3

Sunday, October 2, 2011

Gateway to the Supernatural!

I've missed you all so! However, I can say that I've gotten a lot accomplished with school, work, and family life. Speaking of family life, I've gotten to go home for the first time in two months!! While venturing home, though, I saw something that struck me. I've pondered it a lot since and I'm still not completely sure of the meeting. 
Outside of a church near my home, a sign reads: "Jesus- Gateway to the Supernatural"

Now, I don't know if my vocabulary is askew, but the last time I checked, "supernatural" isn't a synonym for "heaven." Correct me if I'm wrong, though. I think heaven may share qualities with the supernatural, but for heaven to collectively be the supernatural.... well it's questionable. 

I'll just show you what I think of:
Jesus and I are homedogs, and he introduced me to the alien you see there 

That pretty much sums it up, although, the alien could be Edward Cullen or even a ginger kid. 

Unrelated to anything in life, if you have a beard, have ever seen a beard or have ever thought about a beard, this is for you....

I'm pretty sure if you click it, the size improves. 

I hope you all enjoy your week! I'm actually planning on making CZM t-shirts soon! I'll keep you posted!!!!!!!!!

~xoxoxo Britt<3