|Look at that butthole's smirk|
Then, the pigs laugh at your failure. What a lousy excuse for a civil green pig. Seriously.
|Look at that fine hand crafted mahogany slingshot|
|Notice how the pigs are just laughing|
For my third and final gripe, I'll just point out that this game is teaching children how to basically be kamikaze warriors. We'll just dive headfirst into the shoddy structure if it seems like it may wound just one pig. Additionally, the pigs stole like, 5 eggs. Which, not all eggs really have a 100% success rate, so what a useless waste of time trying to get them back. I understand that it's upsetting, but I almost kill that many grown birds in a matter of two levels. I really try to understand the fight against green piggy evil, but how many must die? HOW MANY MUST DIE?!?!?!
Yet, I'm still addicted.