Legend of Zelda Freestyle Rap!

Yes. I said RAP. LEGEND OF MOTHER FLIPPIN' ZELDA. 

So the story behind this is that I decided to play with the "I am T-Pain" app. I was having fun and then I decided to try out rapping about Zelda. These are the results, and I will include the lyrics below! 

Legend of Zelda Freestyle

Come on Link, stay with me

I'm the way to go don't ya see

I can give you everything that you need

Don't leave without your little Deku seed

Time for this white girl to tell you 'bout a game

it's called the Legend of Zelda, not any other name

I like to stay fly like my main man Link

but that Princess chick, she sure does stink

The name's Malon, with my horse Epona

Stick with me if you don't wanna end up alone-a

I sell you Lon-Lon Milk to keep you strong

Sure, go visit Zelda, but don't be gone long

Come on Link, stay with me

I'm the way to go don't ya see

I can give you everything that you need

Don't leave without your little Deku seed

Off to Hylia he rides in the sun, 

but princess Zelda's trapped, time for fun

Why doesn't he care when I'm in danger

Lon-Lon ranch is more than a mangy manger

She's in the safety of a castle, but still ends out of line

Off you go, whippin' out the Ocarina of Time. 

Please Link, won't you stay here with me

Zelda and Link is wack, you and I are meant to be.

Come on Link, stay with me

I'm the way to go don't ya see

I can give you everything that you need

Don't leave without your little Deku seed

I give up Link, she's obviously "the one"

Best of luck, jerk, your chance is done

I heard Gannondorf is really hot

I'll just hook up with him, psh, NOT!

Hope you and Zelda are good and merry

I'm left dying without even a fairy

Link why'd you do this to me? 

That's it, I'm finished playing L-O-Z! 

Thanks for listening, I know singing isn't my forte. Hopefully you were entertained though, and look out for another wacky blog post! 

~xoxoxoxo Britt<3