I like to smell things

The title of this post is no joke. I really like to smell things. It's kind of weird, I guess. I think [some] people smell good, though, and why not enjoy it? Also soap smells good, lotion smells good, and mmm candles. <3


However, you must know your boundaries when smelling people. While thinking about this, I considered the "let me borrow your jacket" syndrome. When you steal the jacket of a good smelling person, odds are you're also stealing it to smell them/their perfume/ whatever. I have come up with a chart, though, on how acceptable smelling certain clothing items would be. Observe. 

As you can see, acceptablity kind of works its way down the body. 
Jackets- Highly Acceptable
Shirts- Acceptable
Bras- Questionable
Pants- Just weird
Underwear- Creepy/Perverted
Socks- Gross/disgusting 


The one other thing I did consider is hats. Now... I'm not quite sure how to judge hats. 

Are they okay to smell? Not okay? Creepy?

Here's my formula, let me know if  you think of something better. 
If they use hair products, it's okay. 
A sweaty baseball cap, however, not so okay. 


Food for thought: Scarves, gloves, ski masks. 


PS. Sorry for my crappy drawing skills. Yo. 


~xoxoxoBritt<3

FSU Internet

I've learned that my best way to rage about things is through memes lately. Que sera sera, at least it's somewhat entertaining. And the subject of the day is......

CAMPUS INTERNET

I don't even think you're supposed to have routers, let alone ones with names like this. 

The story of my life right now. It really doesn't make much sense.  

.................................................................

This literally happened. Yet another mystery of the FSU internet. 

Maybe there are tiny routers on the floor that only cover a 1/2 foot radius. 

I just want to watch potter puppet pals for crying out loud. 

If you're reading this now, you're probably not on campus. Also, I probably hit that five minutes of internet in the 5:500 working to not ratio.


~xoxoxoBritt<3

FSU Dining Hall

Hello Hello Hello. Contrary to popular belief, I AM alive. I've just been too busy to post. However, I have come up with my own meme about the FSU dining hall. Won't make too much sense to non-students, but still the hardcore truth. It might possibly be true about other campus dining halls as well. 

While they offer lots of things, it's usually not very appetizing or is something that only
 .01% of the population would actually want to eat. 

All I can say about this is... I wish I were kidding. The entry way
literally had a dead tree with toilet paper hanging from the ceiling
during Halloween. Easy to overlook, yes, but when
 I saw it I was like... O_O

Brownies aren't brownies when they're dry, and just because you put
 that cake in a cup with some whipped topping doesn't mean it's "fresh"

I've heard this complaint from multiple people, so I thought I'd include it. 

Sometimes they have really awesome stuff. If you have class or don't
want to eat until like 5:30, though, you're pretty much screwed
because they often take down shop early. 

I understand that it is a hassle to clean extra tables, but it's not t
hat bad when you have one person solely assigned to do it. But no.
Instead I have to sit right beside a million other people when there is
an abundance of tables chained off (by a plastic mock
chain no less) for no apparent reason.  

Waffle night. Banana split night. Same story. Very delicious, but they
decide to only assign one or MAYBE two workers to this line. They also
 decide to make waffles individually instead of preparing a few before
hand. They do what they can to keep the line down, but I wish they'd
 let some people help them. 

So. There you have it. FSU dining hall meme! 


Additional food for thought:
(first off, haha. "food for thought." Didn't say that intentionally , but it's funny because this was about a dining hall)
I was thinking about toilet paper in trees, and I decided it is probably like one of the ultimate insults to trees. I mean, it's a dead, bleached, chemically stripped version of a tree, thrown onto a tree. If we threw embalmed chunks of people onto other people, we'd probably be pretty insulted. It's a sick, sick world. 


~xoxoxoBritt<3

I'm back!

The past few weeks have been ridiculously busy for me. Maybe it'll allow me to appreciate my free time, though,  and I can get more posts done! :) 


Thanks for reading my blog, and I hope to have more up soon! 


<3 Britt

Sorry!!!

CZM is having some technical difficulties. Which mostly means blogger is being a pain in the butt. I noticed the last post looks all misaligned now. Totally wasn't supposed to be like that. We'll work on getting that fixed.

Until then, check out this:

Fan made as a t-shirt idea! Make sure you're also sending us your ideas! (Facebook works well for that) =]

I found Edward Cullen in Applebee's and Hitler in the Library

I've decided that crazy events, things, and people just follow me around.... I decided to take pictures of them. My first observation was our creepy, pale, unhappy, and poorly named waiter at Applebee's.

At least he attempted to serve the people
with the uncontrollable child behind us well.
Look at that almost-smile.
He was kind of disgruntled, and not very good at serving others. While we have sympathy and admiration for pale people, this kid was also some sort of freak. If he bleached his skin, he'd probably look darker. (Fo reals) I'm debatably just as creepy for following him around and taking pictures, but it's whatever. 

Happy waitresses always leave happy little smiley faces on recipets, so I left this vampiric dude a tip for life a-la Demetri Martin. "Never Tacos Before SCUBA" I gave him a monetary tip too, if that counts for anything. The life tip was more heartfelt and genuine, though. Maybe he smiled for once instead of being so brooding and sullen. The next most exciting thing in my life is Library Hitler. Believe it or not, I'm no vandal. I'd love to make my mark on this world, but I'd rather do it legally. However, someone else's vandalism made me chuckle.  Once a statue, now a blasphemous practical joke. Judging by the what looks to be juice (or blood) stains on it, though, I'm going to guess it isn't the first (or last?) time this statue was or will be desecrated. It's probably a really bad thing, but at least this guy is getting some attention. (Negative  attention = positive attention right??) Anywho, I'll be posting again in the near future. (I can feel it) In the meantime, send me candy (or other cool stuff in the mail) That'll be a challenge because I'm not giving you my address.....

~xoxoxo Britt<3

Gateway to the Supernatural!

I've missed you all so! However, I can say that I've gotten a lot accomplished with school, work, and family life. Speaking of family life, I've gotten to go home for the first time in two months!! While venturing home, though, I saw something that struck me. I've pondered it a lot since and I'm still not completely sure of the meeting. 
Outside of a church near my home, a sign reads: "Jesus- Gateway to the Supernatural"


Now, I don't know if my vocabulary is askew, but the last time I checked, "supernatural" isn't a synonym for "heaven." Correct me if I'm wrong, though. I think heaven may share qualities with the supernatural, but for heaven to collectively be the supernatural.... well it's questionable. 


I'll just show you what I think of:

Jesus and I are homedogs, and he introduced me to the alien you see there 

That pretty much sums it up, although, the alien could be Edward Cullen or even a ginger kid. 

Unrelated to anything in life, if you have a beard, have ever seen a beard or have ever thought about a beard, this is for you....

I'm pretty sure if you click it, the size improves. 

I hope you all enjoy your week! I'm actually planning on making CZM t-shirts soon! I'll keep you posted!!!!!!!!!

~xoxoxo Britt<3